Now tell me the worst language to ever learn ? #frenchlanguage #lalanguefrançais #frenchproblems #French pic.twitter.com/sNdtzALwxY
— BISAYA SA PARIS ? (@marchelleguezet) July 16, 2019
I challenged a guy yesterday for letting his dog shit in our street. When I later told my wife what I said to him, she mocked me for getting the gender of shit wrong #franceproblems
— Mark Hayes (@BranchyTree) March 10, 2018
I asked evanson for gum and he gave me an eraser #frenchprobs
— Suzie Sawicki (@SuzieSawicki) April 19, 2017
Accidentally saying you eat lawyers for lunch when you actually mean avocados #FrenchProbs
— Z (@durhamsboat) March 11, 2016
Kyle “okay what are we doing?”
Johnny “going upstairs to rape the cheese”
Me: ….
Johnny: …..
Johnny “omfg I meant shred. Sorry I'm french, in french rapppé”#frenglish #lostintranslation #ooops #frenchproblems— GFMBOtt (@GFMBOtt) March 17, 2019
Everytime I try to say “G’day” like an Australian I sound like I’m saying “Guidé”. #FrenchProblems
— Sof (@LeFrenchAccent) February 1, 2019
Tried my French yesterday spoke to @DragonsOfficiel supporter said congratulations turned out I said mushrooms #frenchproblems
— Rick Hartley ??⚽️ ?? (@RickHartley64) August 26, 2018
When someone who is almost your age vousvoies you #frenchprobs #toomuchrespect pic.twitter.com/WPvuLRB9wO
— Grace (@gibbyguthrie) November 14, 2016
I just used a tutoiement with my neighbors who I don't think I'm on that level with yet #ouch #frenchprobs
— Kaleb Knowlton (@kaleb_knowlton) October 25, 2016
#frenchproblems when you say « Salut » at someone and they say « bonjour » back…. pic.twitter.com/H0UluFaV0I
— Angus Hughes (@gusgus9876) July 31, 2018
Omg I just tutoyed a stranger in the supermarket by accident and I wanna die #frenchproblems #frenchspeaking
— Sara (@sararoebuckx) January 3, 2018
I laughed so hard. #frenchprobs pic.twitter.com/ULfzO5lmva
— Cat Wilhelmina (@catwilhelmina) October 4, 2015
#Frenchproblems pic.twitter.com/V6p3Wtdakt
— Ramille (@Cam_vssr) September 29, 2017
So I started working in Quebec, and my French is no bueno. Turns out I keep pronouncing my “que”s like the French word for #ass #frenchprobs
— Bereas Sailing (@ProCdnAuDigger) August 5, 2017
This is so good ?
Not just funny, also accurate#FrenchProblems #Algorithm
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— Liv Lawe Davies (@LivLD) June 8, 2018
My worst… when I arrived and need wood treatment for the very empty house…
Very minimal french (this was twelve years ago) and I asked at the counter of the local brico something roughly approximating to “je ermm… voudrais ermm… uh.. le preservatif pour mon bois?” Well it broke the ice…
I once told people I went on my holidays to the mountains between France and Spain – the “Periné”, and an English-speaking friend, whose dog had just had babies, was speaking to a French person saying that she had “2 chiots and et 3 chiottes”.