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Australia likely to join Eurovision Song Contest

Crikey! The Land Down Under - where the beer does flow and men chunder - is about to join the Eurovision Song Contest in Europe for the very first time.

Australia likely to join Eurovision Song Contest
This year's moderators: Mirjam Weichselbraun, Conchita Wurst, Arabella Kiesbauer and Alice Tumler. Photo: APA/ORF/THOMAS RAMSTORFER

In a surprise decision, bureaucrats in Austria's national broadcaster ORF, together with decision-makers from the European Broadcast Union (EBU), have decided that Australia is now part of Europe, potentially confusing millions of kangaroos.

The organizers of the world's most popular competitive arts format, the Eurovision Song Contest (ESC), will this year be held in Austria after the win last year by the country's elegant drag performer Conchita Wurst.  And joining the lineup from around Europe and Eurasia will for the first time be Australia, the land which is most often confused with Austria by tourists. 

Julia Zemiro, who hosts the wildly popular broadcast of the ESC in the great southern land, hoped "Maybe we will have beginner's luck".

"I get goose bumps when I think of it", said Zemiro.

Rumours quickly spread on which Australian artist would best represent the country in its inaugural outing in the contest which began in 1956, and which today is seen by an audience of up to 600 million viewers world wide.

Commentators have proposed a wide variety of talent, from Kylie Minogue and Nick Cave to AC/DC, Olivia Newton-John, Air Supply and even Midnight Oil.
 
The national broadcaster in Australia which broadcasts the show, SBS, has until the middle of March to make up its mind.
 
In the meantime, travel agents around the world will most likely be advising their clients not to travel to Sydney to see this year's song contest, but rather book for Vienna instead, and be assured that Australia will be represented as well.

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IN PICS: Thousands protest in Malmö against Israel’s participation in Eurovision

Thousands of people joined a demonstration in Malmö on Saturday afternoon protesting Israel's participation in the Eurovision song contest.

IN PICS: Thousands protest in Malmö against Israel's participation in Eurovision
The protesters gathered at Malmö’s Stortorget Square, with many waving Palestinian flags or wrapping their necks with the Keffiye, the scarf that is a symbol of the Palestinian struggle against occupation.
 
According to police, between 6,000 and 8,000 people took part in the demonstration. 

“Everything as gone according to expectations. Everything is calm and there are no disturbances so far,” Jimmy Modin, the police’s press spokesperson told Sweden’s public broadcaster SVT

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
Some signs reference the disqualification of the The Netherlands’ entry Joost Klein, even though the European Broadcasting Union has asserted that the member of the production team who has accused him of threatening behaviour was not connected to a national delegation in any way. 
 
 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
The youth wing of the Left Party carried a sign saying, “Genocide: Nul points — no occupying powers at Eurovision”. 
 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
The protesters than moved in a procession down Södergatan and Södra Förstadsgatan, Malmö’s two main pedestrianised shopping streets, to the the Triangeln shopping, before moving down towards Slottsparken, the park where the protest is due to finish. 

 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
Members of other communities in Malmö carried banners, such as this one saying “Latinos for Palestine”. 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
Some of Malmö’s Jewish community also joined the march, with one protester carrying a Jews for Palestine banner.  
 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
Danish police had provided riot vans to help Swedish police control the protest, but at the time this article was posted, there had been no reports of violence. 
 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
When the protest reached the Triangeln shopping centre it dispersed and spread out over the square in front.  
 

Photo: Johan Nilsson/TT
 
When The Local was leaving Malmö Arena in Hyllie, there were a handful of demonstrators staging an unsanctioned protest, who police were asking to stop. 
 

Photo: Richard Orange
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