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The French films with English subtitles to watch in December 2023

Lost in Frenchlation - the cinema club that screens French films with English subtitles - has a strong offering for December 2023, including a French holiday classic.

The French films with English subtitles to watch in December 2023
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Lost in Frenchlation‘s mission is simple – to open up the wonderful world of French cinema to people whose French is not yet good enough to understand a whole film without subtitles. 

The club has recently expanded to Biarritz, Lyon, Caen and south-west France, but its December screenings are all in Paris.

This month marks the 8th anniversary of Lost in Frenchlation, so there are plenty of activities on the docket. From ice-cream tastings, Q&As with both directors and actors, as well as a special comedy night.

Here’s what is coming up:

Simple comme Sylvain (‘The Nature of Love’)

Details – Friday, December 8th at L’Entrepôt Cinema (7 Rue Francis de Pressensé, Paris, 14th arrondissement). Meet and greet raffle and custom ice cream by Kev Glace starting at 7pm, screening at 8pm. Tickets range from €7-€8.50 and can be purchased here.

Film – Directed by Monia Chokri, ‘Simple comme Sylvain‘ is a Quebecois comedy that follows Montreal based philosophy professor Sophia. She has been in a relationship with her partner, Xavier, for 10 years. The couple later hires Sylvian, a carpenter to renovate their country house. Sophia and Sylvain fall in love at first sight, but can it last?

L’Abbé Pierre

Details – Sunday, December 10th at the Luminor theatre (20 Rue du Temple, Paris, 75004). Arrive early for drinks and to give donations to ‘Serve the City Paris’ at 7pm. Donations like new or used tents, as well as sleeping bags, will be accepted. The screening will begin at 8pm. Tickets range from €7 – €11. You can buy them here.

Film – Director Frédéric Tellier seeks to tell the story of the important French figure and Catholic priest l’Abbé Pierre. Throughout his life, he was a member of the French Resistance during World War II and went on to become a politician. Eventually, he founded the Emmaus charity, with the goal of helping the poor and homeless. 

Rien à perdre (‘All to Play for’)

Details – Thursday, December 14th at the Luminor Theatre (20 Rue du Temple, Paris, 75004). Arrive early for pre-drinks at 7pm, the screening will start at 8pm. Afterwards, there will be a Q&A with the director. Tickets range from €7 – €11, you can purchase them here.

Film – Director Delphine Dologet’s film tells the story of Sylvie, a mother who lives in Brest with her two children, Sofiane and Jean-Jacques. One night, Sofiane is injured while he is alone in the apartment. Sylvie is reported and Sofiane is sent into care. However, Sylvie does not give up, and with the help of her lawyer, she takes on the French legal system and bureaucracy to win back her son.

Flo 

Details – Monday, December 18th at L’Arlequin (76 Rue de Rennes, 75006, Paris). Arrive early for pre-drinks at 7pm. The screening starts at 8pm, and there will be a Q&A afterwards with the director and lead actress. Tickets range from €8.50 -€11, and you can buy them here.

Film – Directed by Géraldine Danon, ‘Flo’ recounts the story of Florence Arthaud, who was a great sailor known as ‘the little bride of the Atlantic’. Navigating the male-dominated world of sailing, Arthaud made her name with her victory in the Route du Rhum competition in 1990. 

Je ne suis pas un Heros (‘I am not a hero’)

Details – Thursday, December 21st at L’Arlequin (76 Rue de Rennes, 75006, Paris). Arrive at 7pm for pre-drinks, screening at 8pm. Stick around for a Q&A with the director afterwards. Tickets range from €8.50 -€11 and can be purchased here.

Film – This comedy/drama, by Rudy Milstein, tells the story of Louis, who one day is mistakenly diagnosed with a serious illness. Normally just a nice guy, people start to take notice of Louis after his diagnosis. Once he figures out that he is not sick, he’s hesitant to tell people the truth.

Les Bronzés font du ski (‘French Fried Vacation 2: The Bronzés go skiing’)

Details – Thursday, December 28th at the Luminor Theatre (20 Rue du Temple, Paris, 75004). Arrive early for pre-drinks at 7pm and enjoy a comedy show by Elspeth Grety at 8pm. The screening will start at 8:30pm. Tickets range from €12-€16, you can purchase them here.

Film – Directed by Patrice Leconte, enjoy the sequel to the original ‘Les Bronzés’. This time our favourite characters meet up for a new adventurous trip – this time finding themselves lost in the mountains – a classic French holiday movie dating from 1979 but still much loved.

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FOOD AND DRINK

Paris bakers attempt world’s longest baguette

A dozen French bakers have set their minds to beating the world record for the world's longest baguette - hoping to join a long list of French records from stretchiest aligot to biggest tarte tatin.

Paris bakers attempt world's longest baguette

On Sunday, 12 Paris bakers will attempt to beat the world record for the longest baguette, as part of the Suresnes Baguette Show, which was organised by the French confederation of bakers and pastry chefs. 

The current record is held by Italian bakers, who in 2019 baked a 132.6 m long baguette – roughly the height of the Great Pyramid at Giza (which is now about 138.5 metres tall). 

By contrast, the standard French baguette is between 60 and 70 centimetres long, and roughly 5-7cm in diametre.

The French boulangers will have some challenges – they’ll need to knead all of the dough and then put it together on site. The only ingredients allowed are flour, water, yeast and salt. In order to count, the bread will have to be at least 5cm thick across its entire length.

According to the press release for the event, cooking the giant baguette will take at least eight hours.

Once it’s prepared, it will be up to the judges from the Guinness Book of World Records to determine if the record was beaten or not.

Then, the baguette will be cut up and Nutella will be spread across it, with part of it shared with the public and the other part handed out to homeless people.

What about other French world records?

There are official competitions every year to mark the best croissant and baguette, plus plenty of bizarre festivals in towns across France.

The French also like to try their hand at world records. 

Stretchiest aligot – If you haven’t come across aligot before, it’s basically a superior form of cheesy mash – it’s made by mixing mashed potato with butter, garlic, cream and cheese.

The traditional cheese used is Laguiole but you can also use tomme or any cheese that goes stringy when stretched. That stretchiness is very important – it makes aligot is a popular dish for world records. 

In 2020, three brothers managed to stretch the aligot 6.2m, and apparently in 2021 they broke that record too (though unofficially), by adding an extra metre.

READ MORE: 5 things to know about aligot – France’s cheesy winter dish

And in 2023, in Albi in southern France, local media reported that a man had made the world’s largest aligot (not the stretchiest). He reportedly used 200kg of potatoes and 100kg of Aubrac tomme cheese. 

Cheesy pizza – A Lyon-based pizza maker, Benoît Bruel, won a spot in the 2023 Guinness Book of World Records for creating a pizza with 1,001 cheeses on top of it. 

 
 
 
 
 
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Biggest raclette – In March, the city of Saint-Etienne in France claimed the world record for the ‘largest raclette’.

There were 2,236 people who participated, and the raclette involved 620 kg of cheese, 350 kg of cold meat and one tonne of potatoes. 

Largest omelette – Unfortunately, France does not hold this title anymore, though it did in 1994, when the town of Montourtier in the département of Mayenne cooked up an omelette on a giant pan with a 13.11m diameter. 

Currently, the title is held by Portugal, according to Guinness. In 2012, the town of Santarém cooked an omelette weighing 7.466 tonnes.

Still, France cooks giant omelettes all the time. Every Easter, the ‘Brotherhood of the Giant Omelette’ cooks up one, cracking thousands of eggs and passing out portions to the people in the town of Bessières.

Largest tarte tatin – The French town of Lamotte-Beuvron also beat a world record in 2019 for making the largest tarte tatin, which weighed 308kg. 

This isn’t the first time the French have experimented with gigantic apple pies. In 2000, the country made history (and the Guinness Book of World Records) for creating an apple pie that measured 15.2m in diameter. It used 13,500 apples and required a crane to be lifted (as shown below).

(Photo by MICHEL HERMANS / AFP)
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