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Kids with guns and flying cows: 7 surprising things about Switzerland

You are probably familiar with all the stereotypes about Switzerland. But when you actually come here, you are likely to discover things that you may not have expected to find.

Kids with guns and flying cows: 7 surprising things about Switzerland
Switzerland is full of surprises. Photo by Fabrice COFFRINI / AFP

If you ask people what images they conjure up when they hear the word ‘Switzerland’, they will probably recite, though maybe not in that order, cheese, chocolate, watches, cows, and yodelling.

All that is true, though some of the cheeses and chocolates have recently lost their innate ‘Swissness’ .

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But beyond those stereotypes, you will also find other things that are likely to surprise you — either because you didn’t know they existed, or because you didn’t know they were Swiss.

For instance:

Swiss cows have names

Not only do Swiss authorities know how many cows there are in the country (1,5 million in December 2022), but  — just like for human residents — they also know their names. 

Some 4,422 Swiss cows are currently called Bella (the most popular bovine name), according to  the Agricultural Information Service LID. 

The second place in the ranking (3,327 cows) is occupied by Fiona, followed by Bianca in the third position (3,120 cows).

However, this being Switzerland, regional differences appear: while Bella is number one in German and French-speaking parts of the country, Luna is in the first place in the Italian-speaking canton of Ticino.

Runners-up are Sina in Swiss-German parts, and Tulipe and Etoile in French-language areas.

Commit these names to memory, as you may have to recite them during a naturalisation interview. Not knowing this essential piece of information may be taken to mean you are not sufficiently integrated. (Better yet, to impress your local naturalisation committee, learn the names of cows in your village).

And what is your name? Photo by Fabrice Coffini / AFP

Switzerland is full of nuclear shelters

Yes, the country is neutral, and no, it has not been attacked by a foreign power since Napoleon came to call in 1798 — the last time Switzerland took part in a war.

It even managed to stay out of World War II.

So it is an obvious paradox that the country has enough fallout shelters to protect its entire population.

And they are well prepared to do so: These shelters, whether located in private homes (built before 1980) or communal facilities, have a reinforced steel door, ventilation system, anti-gas filter, and enough shelves to stock a two-week supply of water, medications, and non-perishable food.

Put it down to Swiss pragmatism and a penchant for meticulous planning: the Swiss don’t like to leave anything to chance and prepare for all kinds of scenarios, whether plausible or not.

While the war in Ukraine had briefly revived interest in these bunkers, they have never been used in a national emergency. They have, however, served other purposes over the years: to make sure this extra space doesn’t go to waste, many Swiss households used it as a storage space for wines, ski equipment, and other objects.

READ ALSO: What are Switzerland’s nuclear bunkers and does each home need one?

The picturesque scenery is booby-trapped

This may also be incomprehensible to foreigners, given the country’s peaceful existence and lack of enemies, but all tunnels, bridges and viaducts located at entry points to Switzerland are rigged with explosives so they can be quickly demolished .

This system was originally meant to be deployed if Germans ever attacked Switzerland, and then kept during the Cold War years.

While the explosives in many of the structures have been deactivated in recent decades, some still reportedly remain.

However, you should not be concerned about this; no accidental explosions of this type have happened in Switzerland, and besides, there are all these fallout shelters just in case.

You can’t boil a live lobster

In 2018 Switzerland passed a law making it illegal to boil a live lobster, deeming this practice cruel, as lobsters apparently feel pain.

Instead, this legislation, the first of its kind in the world, calls for a more humane death by “rendering lobsters unconscious” before tossing them into scalding water.

There are no clear instructions on how to render the lobster unconscious, but apparently hitting its head with a hammer or electrocuting it is less painful than hot water.

Swiss soldiers actually do use army knives

In the early days, the iconic knife’s primary purpose was to help troops perform basic tasks such as cutting string and wires, opening a can of food, as well as assembling and disassembling their service rifles.

To this day, each new recruit receives a basic ‘Soldier’ knife at the beginning of their service. This particular model features a can opener, screwdriver, blade, wood saw, cap lifter, wire stripper, reamer, and key ring — all the accoutrements  needed to defend Switzerland.

READ ALSO: Do Swiss soldiers really use the army knife?

They can even tweeze eyebrows with it. Photo by Patrick on Unsplash

Kids with guns (yes, it is totally normal)

Probably just as much as they like their army knives, the Swiss are also fond of guns.

And that includes kids as well.

In fact, each September sounds of gunfire can be heard around Zurich.

There is nothing alarming about it though: it’s just a bunch of teenagers doing what comes naturally to many Swiss youngsters: sharpshooting.

In this case, the 12- to 16-year-olds are participating in Knabenschiessen, the world’s largest youth rifle competition.

Many Swiss learn to shoot from an early age, which is not seen as anything strange or dangerous because while they do so, they also develop a sense of responsibility toward their firearms, which is seen as a desirable quality for young people.

Cows get flown by helicopters

Well, why not?

Last year, social media was abuzz with photos of airlifted Swiss cows, with an explanation that they are taken to highlands by helicopters for grazing during summers and are brought down back again the same way in the winters.

This particularly concerns injured cows that cannot make the up or down journey. Instead, they are flown to the area where the rest of the herd will join them.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s Bella, Fiona, Bianca, or Luna — they will all be taken for a ride.

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Why are so many international sporting organisations based in Switzerland?

Switzerland has been rocked by the news that FIFA has amended its rules to allow the possible moving of its headquarters from Zurich. However, it’s hardly the only international sporting organisation based in Switzerland. Why is that the case? 

Why are so many international sporting organisations based in Switzerland?

Swiss media reports that FIFA laid the groundwork for a potential exit from the city via a vote held Friday, May 17th, during the body’s congress in Bangkok, that changed its governing statutes. 

Despite this move, FIFA has announced it’s ‘happy’ to remain in Zurich.

Even after a potential departure, Switzerland would still claim to be the world’s centre for sports.

In all over 70 organisations overseeing international sports have headquarters in the country. 

Of course, the most famous is the International Olympic Committee (IOC), which was founded in Lausanne by Pierre de Coubertin, the founder of the modern Olympics, in 1915. 

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In the century that followed, several other organisations related to the Olympics and the governing bodies of several popular sports have also based themselves in the lakeside city. 

The World Archery Federation, the International Boxing Association, European Gymnastics, World Triathlon, and several other bodies are based in Lausanne, which is close to the IOC. 

Lausanne is also home to the Court of Arbitration for Sport, which seeks to mediate sporting disputes. At the same time, the World Anti-Doping Agency was headquartered there until 2002. 

Outside of Lausanne, the International Ice Hockey Federation is headquartered in Zurich. Basketball’s peak body, FIBA, is based in Basel, as is Europe’s football governing body, UEFA. 

An attractive base

Switzerland is the logical base for world sporting associations for the same reasons international diplomatic and scientific bodies such as the United Nations, the International Red Cross, and the World Health Organisation call the country home. 

First and foremost, Switzerland is the world’s oldest completely neutral country, recognised as such by the international community in 1815. It is not allied with any other significant power. It has stayed out of all the major world conflicts of the twentieth century. 

Switzerland also enjoys an attractive location at Europe’s ‘crossroads’, centrally located and with land borders adjoining several European powers. 

With four official languages, operating an international body within the country is more accessible, thanks to existing linguistic resources. 

In the end, however, money talks. 

The canton of Vaud, where Lausanne is located, does not tax international sporting organisations. Swiss law ostensibly treats them in much the same way as amateur sporting clubs.

There are no requirements to publish financial records, and there are very few other statutes to which they must adhere in their day-to-day operations.

Of course, this has raised the spectre of corruption – in just the last few years, the International Fencing Federation, the swimming governing body FINA and the IOC have been scrutinised over alleged bribes, kickbacks and links to Russian oligarchs. 

Most notably, FIFA itself was the centre of a corruption scandal in  involving its former head, Sepp Blatter, in 2015, 

While the Swiss government has yet to respond with legal changes to help preserve its image, some organisations are already working to prevent scrutiny. 

Most notably, the IOC and related bodies began publishing their financial accounts in 2015, while FIFA introduced a new ‘Code of Ethics’ last year. 

Several individuals also thought to be linked to bribes have also been disqualified from serving with their assoicated organisations. 

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