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Fried eggs and sweaty underpants: 10 phrases to complain about the heat like an Italian

The scorching temperatures that Italy usually gets during the summer months mean Italians are well practised when it comes to complaining about the heat. Here are a few phrases to try if you want to join in.

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A man cools off in Turin's Piazza Castello in the midst of a heatwave. Photo by Marco BERTORELLO / AFP

Fa caldo! – It’s hot! This is the phrase you’ll likely hear the most when Italians discuss the weather and your easiest go-to if you want to say that it is, in fact, very hot.

Che calura! – What heat! If it’s one of those intense, hot and heavy days, maybe what you’d describe as a sultry or muggy heat, this is the ideal phrase to whip out. It may be used to describe a day in which there’s a hot-humid air known as afa.

Un caldo della Madonna! – A heat…of the Madonna! Where in English you might use religious figures to express how hot you are, like ‘Jesus, it’s hot!’, in Italian you refer to the Virgin Mary to say it’s scorching. If you hear this phrase, the person wants to emphasise it’s really, really hot.

Yes, it’s blasphemy in a Catholic country, but you’ll hear Italians say it a lot anyway.

Un caldo bestiale! – A brutal heat! When the sun is beating down on you and it feels deadly, this is the appropriate phrase for your word-bank. Bestiale can be translated as brutal, savage, terrible and most obviously, beastly.

When there’s just no respite from the sun’s rays, you’d be right to say, Fa un caldo bestiale! as you mop your brow.

Fa un caldo cane! – It’s dog hot! Dogs are used for emphasis in both Italian and English. You might say ‘I’m dog tired’ to emphasise how worn out you are in English, but man’s best friend is evoked to emphasise how hot it is in Italian.

And not just warm, but absolutely sweltering. So it’s not got anything to do with dogs per se, but instead is a polite way of saying you’re really very hot. They use the same idiomatic expression when it’s cold too: fa un freddo cane means it’s freezing cold, or ‘it’s dog cold!’.

Mi sudano le mutande! – My underpants are sweating! This one probably paints a far too vivid picture. It’s so hot that even your smalls are sweating. It might not be the most polite phrase to use with people you’ve just met and are passing the time of day with. But if you’re on closer terms, it might raise a smile if you reply with this phrase when someone casually says, ‘It’s hot today, isn’t it?’.

Fa caldo oggi, no?

Caldo? Mi sudano le mutande!

Sto facendo la schiuma! – I’m foaming! Another very visual phrase, which means it’s so hot that you’re foaming up, just like a frothy cappuccino. It’s not nearly as tasty as a breakfast coffee though, as this saying conjures up images of your body whipping up your sweaty bits into a foam. Delicious.

Sto cuocendo! – I’m cooking! Just like a sausage on a grill: that’s how Italian summers can make you feel. If you want to really give some oomph to your comment about the heat, this saying compares temperatures with oven-like heat.

Mi sto arrostendo sotto il sole! – I’m roasting in the sun! More cooking imagery to describe unbearable heat. If you feel like a roast chicken on a spit, this one is the ideal phrase to add some extra flavour to your conversations about the weather.

Si può friggere un uovo sul cofano della macchina! You could fry an egg on the bonnet of the car! As temperatures soar, this phrase really shows just how high the mercury is rising.

You might say you could fry an egg on the pavement in English, which you might also hear in Italian – si può friggere un uovo sul marciapiede.

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  1. My favorite idiom is: Sto a fa’ la colla. The literal translation is: I’m making glue. The figurative translation is: It’s so hot.

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Which are the Italian cities with the ‘best’ climate?

Italy’s geographical variety means that local climate conditions can change greatly depending on the area you're in – but which are the cities with the 'best' climate?

Which are the Italian cities with the ‘best’ climate?

Italy is generally considered one of the countries with the most pleasant climate conditions in the world (it came in 5th in the latest global climate ranking by World Population Review).

But Italy’s extremely varied national landscape – a unique blend of mountainous, hilly and coastal areas – means that climate conditions can vary greatly from region to region, or even from city to city.

The latest climate index from newspaper Il Sole 24 Ore collated data collected by weather website 3bMeteo between 2013 and 2023 (this took into account ten meteorological factors, including annual rainfall, humidity, number of extreme weather events and hours of sunshine) to reveal which Italian cities enjoy the best climate – and which ones have the worst. 

The report named Bari, the capital of the southern Puglia region, the Italian city with the best overall climate. 

According to the report, Bari – a port city overlooking the Adriatic sea – has an average of eight and a half hours of sunshine every day (the national average stands at 7.8 hours), only 74 rainy days a year (the rainiest Italian city, Lecco, has 122) and just nine days of ‘extreme’ rainfall.

Besides Bari, the top five was completed by Imperia (Liguria), Barletta-Andria-Trani (Puglia), Catania (Sicily) and Pescara (Abruzzo).

These were followed by Livorno (Tuscany), Chieti (Abruzzo), Brindisi (Puglia), Agrigento (Sicily) and Cagliari (Sardinia).

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Jumping from the top of the ranking to the bottom, Belluno, in the northern Veneto region, was the Italian city with the worst local climate.

According to the report, the northern town sees an average of 6.7 hours of sunshine every day (over an hour below national average), some 118 rainy days a year and high humidity levels on a total of 255 days a year on average.

Belluno was preceded by Alessandria (Piedmont), Pavia (Lombardy), Cremona (Lombardy), Piacenza (Emilia Romagna), Lodi (Lombardy), Asti (Piedmont) and Ferrara (Emilia Romagna).

With the only exception of Belluno, all cities in the bottom ten are located in the Po Valley.

As for Italy’s largest cities, the capital Rome ranked 25th, Naples ranked 26th, while Genoa came in 43rd. Lombardy’s capital Milan ranked 86th out of 107.

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