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Inside France: Erotic novels, election posturing and the monarchy

From political posturing and election manoeuvres to French monarchy discourse and the erotic novel that has raised eyebrows (and laughter), our weekly newsletter Inside France looks at what we have been talking about in France this week.

Published: 6 May 2023 13:23 CEST
Inside France: Erotic novels, election posturing and the monarchy
A protestor dressed as a king, wears a mask with the face of French President Emmanuel Macron during a protest over pension reform. Photo by Geoffroy Van der Hasselt / AFP

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

Elections

The next presidential election in France isn’t until 2027, but the two-term limit for presidents means that speculation has already begun on who will stand for Emmanuel Macron’s centrist party.

Ex PM and current mayor of Le Havre Edouard Philippe is widely regarded as a strong candidate, and many newspaper articles have also been devoted to the possible presidential ambitions of current ministers including finance minister Bruno Le Maire, government spokesman Olivier Véran and interior minister Gérald Darmanin – with suggestions that Darmanin’s recent spat with the Italian government was part of his early posturing. 

It’s going to be a long four years . . .

Julia and Oskar

Speaking of Le Maire, it’s impossible not to mention the wave of mockery that engulfed France this week over his new novel. The book itself – Fugue americaine – has been getting some good reviews, but it was one of the novel’s sex scenes that set social media alight for it’s slightly cringe-worthy style.

For those with strong stomachs, the full passage is below.

There are now (joking) calls for the government to set up a counselling helpline for anyone who stumbled across that paragraph accidentally.

This is far from Le Maire’s first foray into erotica, and in fact writing erotic novels seems to be practically a requirement for a political career in France.

Royalty

If you’re in France, you might have seen a surprising amount of media coverage about the couronnement (coronation) of Britain’s Charles III.

There’s quite an interesting dichotomy around royals in France – foreign royal events, such as weddings and coronations, particularly of the British royals, get big media coverage and are pretty popular.

But at the same time when French protesters want to truly insult the president, they call him le roi. Below are just two example of graffiti I spotted in Paris on May 1st – ‘Death to the king’, and ‘Louis XVI was decapitated – Macron, we can restart that’.

Photo: The Local France

READ ALSO ‘The French have a taste for princes’ – Why British royals are so popular in France

It’s a theme that Libération’s cartoonist Coco expands on this week, with Brigitte saying to Macron ‘don’t be jealous darling, at least you have an iron throne’ as he sits on a throne of saucepans – a reference to the pot-banging ‘casserolade‘ protests that have greeted the president’s recent outings.

Poll of the week

And this is a hill I will die on – there is absolutely no need to buy new bedding to accommodate your slightly differently sized French pillows.

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

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Inside France: French political discourse, tax loopholes and sharks in the Seine

From political sharks to sharks in the Seine, via tax loopholes (which really aren't loopholes) and European elections, our weekly newsletter Inside France looks at what we have been talking about in France this week.

Published: 1 June 2024 08:17 CEST
Inside France: French political discourse, tax loopholes and sharks in the Seine

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

Dumbing down?

I started a new French course this week (my battle with the subjunctive continues) and in the section on honing your debating skills I was amused to note that the textbook described debate as the “veritable sport national en France“.

It’s certainly true that political debates in France are of a higher calibre than in many other countries – in the run-up to elections it’s not uncommon for primetime TV to show a two-hour debate between candidates, and during these debates the politicians are really expected to be across the details of a wide variety of policy areas and to display impressive debating skills.

But do these actually make any difference to voters? Last week’s debate between prime minister Gabriel Attal and far-right party candidate Jordan Bardella was widely agreed by independent observers to have been ‘won’ by Attal who succeeded in exposing some of the gaping holes and contradictions in Bardella’s party policy.

However several viewer polls reported that Bardella made a better impression and came over as more sympathetic to voters despite – or perhaps because – of his stumbles, mistakes and evasions. Attal may have won the debate, but does that matter if voters think he is an unsympathetic clever-dick Parisian (I’m paraphrasing, but only slightly)?

I hope this doesn’t herald the dumbing down of politics in the ways seen in the UK and the US where people with genuine expertise are dismissed in favour of those with ‘good vibes’. One of the things that has always impressed me about French politicians of all stripes is that they are intelligent people usually having real discussions about real issues.

It would be a shame if the French became – in the perhaps slightly inflammatory words of Attal himself – like “the British, who cried after Brexit”.

Talking France

We’re talking more about the European elections in this week’s Talking France podcast, plus the changes to addresses in rural France, new wildfire regulations for property owners and the mysterious ‘Paris Syndrome’ that afflicts some visitors and new arrivals to the city. Listen here or on the link below.

In-Seine ideas

I couldn’t agree more with British actor and writer Simon Pegg’s comment on the tremendous missed opportunity for a film named ‘Shark de Triomphe’.

The Netflix flick (Sous la Seine in French) is due out this summer – and I note from the trailer that it features swimming competitions in the Seine.

So at least the filmmakers are optimistic about the City of Paris’ plans to make the Seine clean enough for swimming (currently on track for the Olympics) – even if they then suggest that swimmers will have bigger creatures to worry about than e-Coli bacteria.

To clarify – there are no sharks in the Seine. Although there is a rumour that a crocodile lives in the Canal Ourcq in northern Paris. 

Tax troubles

We’re fully into the swing of tax season now and as usual The Local is getting lots of queries from readers who are struggling with the rather complicated forms – you can find our Tax Guides here.

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One thing I have noticed is that among the people who are truly having major problems with the system, almost all of them have set up complicated arrangements (often on the advice of accountants) to try and minimise their tax bill – for example setting up a limited company to own a holiday home or paying themselves as CEO of a nominal company.

While these things are not illegal they almost always create extra complications with your tax affairs – especially if you declare yourself as a business as that takes you out of the system for individuals (designed so that you can do your own tax declaration) and into the considerably more complicated world of business taxation and reporting.

There really are very few genuine loopholes in the French tax system and while some workarounds may save you some cash on your tax bill, setting up a complicated system virtually guarantees that you will need to pay an accountant to do your taxes every year (which might even negate the savings on your tax bill).

Reeling

And if you like your news in a more visual format, check out the reels that my colleague Genevieve has been making for The Local France’s Instagram account – and have your say of her latest poll of overrated French tourist attractions.

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

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