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Norwegian expression of the day: Skjønner ikke bæret

When Norway seems incomprehensible, it's fair to say that you 'skjønner ikke bæret'.

Norwegian expression of the day: Skjønner ikke bæret
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Why do I need to know ‘skjønner ikke bæret’?

Because as a foreigner in Norway there will be times when you have no idea what Norwegians are saying, or when you are dumbfounded by the many cultural oddities here.

What does it mean?

Skjønner ikke bæret directly translates as “don’t get the berry”, as in the edible fruit hanging on bushes and trees. It means finding something totally incomprehensible. 

The full sentence adds an “I”, jeg skjønner ikke bæret – I don’t get any of this – but the jeg is often dropped.

Skjønner ikke bæret is stronger than just jeg skjønner ikke hva du mener (I don’t get what you mean). Adding the berry for some obscure reason means that you really understand nothing at all, though no one really seems to know why.

You could compare the expression to “this is Greek to me,” although this one actually exists in Norwegian too, det er helt gresk for meg.

Use it like this

Skjønner ikke bæret is for times when you are unable to grasp the meaning of what someone says or does, or when you don’t manage to solve a task at hand.

Let’s say the “super easy” do-it-yourself Ikea shelf you just had delivered turns out to be a real mission impossible. You are well placed to sigh and say jeg skjønner ikke bæret av dette – I don’t understand this at all.

Or say your Norwegian friends insist on going for a long walk on a windy, rainy Sunday – because “you can’t spend a whole Sunday doing nothing” – you can think to yourself that you skjønner ikke bæret of the Norwegian compulsivity to always, always be outdoors.

If someone blabbers something Norwegian at you and you have now idea what they are saying, you may tell your other Norwegian friends later that jeg skjønte ikke bæret – I had no idea (what they were saying).

Don’t use it like this

Do not, however, say it directly to the Norwegian blabbering person. Jeg skjønner ikke bæret is a colloquial expression and should only be said to someone’s face if they’re a friend or someone with whom you would strike a pretty informal tone. Unless it’s the Ikea shelf situation, then you can safely say it to anyone and loudly too.

Synonyms

Forstår ingenting – Don’t understand anything

Skjønner ikke en dritt  – Don’t get shit (be careful, this is extremely colloquial, though frequently used among young Norwegians)

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Norwegian word of the day: Hetebølge

Today's word hasn't always been associated with Norway, but instances have become increasingly common in recent years.

Norwegian word of the day: Hetebølge

What does it mean?

Hetebølge is the Norwegian word for a heatwave, and is a simple compound of the word for heat (hete) and the word for wave (bølge).

This word isn’t the most common for heat. Instead, the word varme is used when referring to heat. You would use varme in other compounds, such as a heat pump (varmepumpe).

Heatwaves, for obvious reasons, haven’t always been associated with Norway. Still, the country can see prolonged periods of 25c or 30c plus days.

In the summer, the warmest part of Norway is usually a village called Nesbyn, which holds the national heat record (varmerekord) as a temperature of 35.6c was recorded in 1970. The area’s unique microclimate means that it has also gotten as cold as -38c in the past.

Heatwaves will, unfortunately, become more common in Norway due to global warming. Even if Norway doesn’t experience super common heatwaves, plenty of Norwegians will feel the heat on the continent as they typically travel to the Mediterranean, or Syden, as Norwegians call it, every summer.

Use it like this

Jeg lurer på om det blir hetebølge i Norge i sommer.

I wonder if there will be a heatwave in Norway this summer.

Det var hetebølge i Hellas i juni med nesten 40 varmegrader.

There was a heatwave in Greece in June, and it was almost 40 degrees.

Det er meldt hetebølge neste uke.

The forecast is predicting a heatwave next week.

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