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‘Three cars are a traffic jam’: Life in Italy’s ‘nonexistent’ Molise region

The Italian region of Molise has fallen victim to a running gag: it isn’t actually real. But for its international residents, that’s all part of the charm.

‘Three cars are a traffic jam’: Life in Italy’s ‘nonexistent’ Molise region
Rural Molise is the 'real heart of Italy' according to internationals who call it home. Photo by Lorenzo Lamonica on Unsplash

As Italy’s second smallest region (after Valle D’aosta) and the country’s youngest after its split with Abruzzo in 1963, Molise has a big reputation in Italy. 

Ask an Italian what to do in Molise and they’ll probably look confused or quip ‘it doesn’t exist’ – a long-running joke among Italians that sometimes leaves foreigners confused.

No one seems to know quite where the joke stemmed from or why, but it became popular following the social media hashtag #IlMolisenonesiste (#Molisedoesnotexist). There’s even been a book written on the topic of Molise’s existence, Il Molise non esiste, by Italian journalist Enzo Luongo. 

For some people, all this makes living there that much more interesting.

The saying that Molise doesn’t exist is “exactly why we were drawn to moving here,” says Joyce Laggini, a Maryland native, from the comfort of her Mafalda-based home in the Campobasso province of the region.

Joyce, along with her half-Italian husband Robert, is one of the 305,000 people who call themselves residents in Italy’s supposedly fictitious region. 

The couple made the leap three years ago following retirement due to lower retiree taxes and housing costs. They opted against settling in nearby regions Puglia, Campagnia and Lazio for reasons such as higher prices.

READ MORE: Seven reasons Molise (yes, Molise) is Italy’s best kept secret.

Molise wasn’t their initial choice though – neighbouring Abruzzo was. They had never even heard of Molise until they met their Molisano friend Fabio who convinced them to visit.

“We fell in love with the place almost immediately,” continues Joyce. “It’s a patchwork of rolling greenery with quaint villages dotted everywhere and it’s so untouched.

“It’s the real core of Italy.”

Their village Mafalda has a minuscule population of 1,000. It’s not even one of the smallest in Molise. 

“There are more tractors than perhaps cars or people,” chimes in her husband Robert. “Three cars in line is a traffic jam.” 

“We often get asked by the locals what we’re doing here because they don’t get it. We respond we’re here because it is so authentically Italian.”

The pair predict they get so many questions because locally Mafalda is known as ‘the town that isn’t’.

“This makes it funnier for us,” says Joyce. “We’re in a nonexistent town in a nonexistent region.”

“You’ll never find us, we’re really off the beaten path.”

The Pontificia Fonderia Marinelli, founded in 1339 in Agnone is the official maker of the Vatican bells since 1924. Photo by FILIPPO MONTEFORTE.

 About one hour from Mafalda in Castelbottaccio, bordering Molise’s second province Isernia, live South Carolinian Greg Vick and his British wife. The two moved to the village with 200 people two years ago, one year after Robert and Joyce. 

“To be honest, it’s the people for me who are so friendly.  Everywhere you go you are welcomed,” says Greg. “They sit and chat with you and buy you a coffee. It’s not like the USA.”

Greg says the pride which people have for their villages in Molise has made him proud to live here too. He adds the region is full of things to do such as hiking, beaches, churches and more.

“The history here is something else, and being an archaeologist, it’s a dream,” he continues.

A key downside he notes is the lack of big stores, but it isn’t enough to make him want to move.

On the infamous hashtag, he says: “I can understand it, there are so many activities here and no one knows about them.  Without the promotion of the region, of course people don’t think it exists.”

The lack of tourism is exactly why Daniella Petruccio, a UK native with Italian roots, loves living in Molise. The region called her when she was offered a teaching job in the coastal town of Termoli. She’s been living in nearby Campomarino since 2007.

“It just sounded so idyllic that I packed my bags and left the UK within a week,” she says.

“I love that the beaches aren’t crowded in summer. I enjoy Molise’s simplicity and unaffectedness of the hustle and bustle of city life. It’s a region with no airs and graces and no pretence. The people are some of the warmest and kindest you will meet.”

She lists a few of her favourite things to do in the region such as the Riccia Grape Festival and the Ndocciata of Agnone which is a fire festival held in December in Agnone, a town famed for its bell foundry.

Despite the running joke, Molise is evidently a region where international residents enjoy life to the full.

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  1. Does anyone know the name of the town pictured at the top of this informative article? I recognize this town I saw from a nearby archeological site. I remember the unusual rock formations. I always regretted not visiting this comune. Perhaps the author, Jessica Lionnel, might be able to help me. This article is inspiring a revisit to this unique region.

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Quality of life: Is Trento really the best place to live in Italy?

Time and time again the northern Italian city of Trento tops the tables as one of the 'best' places to live in Italy. So why is this, and do local residents think the rankings are accurate?

Quality of life: Is Trento really the best place to live in Italy?

Ranking somewhere to live as being the best (or worst) in the country is tricky. What may work for one person may not necessarily work for another, particularly in a country as regionally diverse  as Italy. 

Which is perhaps why it seems unusual that Trento, the capital of Italy’s autonomous Trentino–Alto Adige region, is repeatedly rated as the best in Italy for quality of life by various surveys.

The Alpine gem topped tables in 2019 and 2022 in a survey by ItaliaOggi and La Sapienza University, was voted as the greenest city last year by environmental watchdog Legambiente and has remained in the top 5 in Il Sole’s Lab 24 every year since 2012. 

READ MORE: Why are Trento and Bolzano rated the best places to live in Italy?

In Il Sole’s league table, Trento came in first place out of 107 Italian provinces for sports activities, air cleanliness and waste disposal, and quality of life for elderly people. Trento bypassed respective second-place category holders Trieste, Mantova, and Bolzano by at least four points in all three categories.

But does this really make it the ‘best’ place to live in the country?

For language teacher David Garyan, Trento was a case of love at first sight.

“I was immediately attracted to the landscape, the mountains,and  the rivers. It was the atmosphere and surroundings of Trento that really fascinated me,” he tells The Local.

After getting his master’s degree from the University of Bologna, David left his job in Ravenna and decided to move to Trento the same month.

“I’ve been here ever since and I don’t regret that decision.”

David arrived with his brother, who was studying at The University of Trento, from the USA in 2019. He split his time between Emilia-Romagna and Trentino while he was studying.

Some of his favourite spots in the area include Besenello Castle and Lake Molveno.

When asked if he agrees that Trento really offers the best quality of life, he replies: “The answer is a resounding yes.

“Though people’s priorities are different and young college students looking for nightlife might not find exactly what they were hoping for, Trento is, on the whole, the region with the best quality of life.”

READ MORE: Why Trento is ranked as Italy’s ‘greenest’ place to live

For Sumarth Kathanraj, a software engineer from Bangalore in India, his time in Trento was a invaluable step in his career.

“I was afforded the opportunity to transfer to IT company in Trento from India and worked my way up,” Sumarth says. “It’s known as Italy’s Silicon Valley, after all.”

The city of Trento is regularly ranked among the best – and least polluted – places to live in Italy. Photo by Joshua Kettle on Unsplash

Sumarth came to Trento in 2015 and left in 2022 after landing another job in Portugal, starting a family during his seven-year stint in the city.

“Trento is a blessed place to live in Italy, offering a high quality of life, beautiful surroundings, and a rich cultural experience,” Sumarth says. “The best thing about living in Trento is the quality of life and the slower pace of living.” 

Sumarth lists proximity to nature, cultural activities and a pleasant atmosphere as some of the reasons why he stayed so long. 

“Walking down to the city centre has a great vibe. It is not overly crowded like big or middle-sized cities, providing a more relaxed and enjoyable experience,” he continues.

He noted that there were some challenges however, including “the limited options for IT professionals like myself, which ultimately led to my decision to move,”

“Additionally, the language barrier can make it difficult to make friends and be more socially active, but it’s a hurdle that can be overcome with effort.”

It’s not only internationals who share this view. Pierluigi Sartori, a digital risk manager and Trentino native, has travelled and lived extensively throughout Italy.  He credits his mother’s Pugliese upbringing with having a mindset that’s not very ‘Trentino’, though he’s remained in Trento as his children live there. 

READ ALSO: ‘If you want quality of life, choose Italy’s sunny south over the efficient north’

As much as he loves the region, he finds the job opportunities and social scene lacking; he commutes daily to Milan for work as the salary in his field is significantly higher there.

“In Italy, every city has its own characteristics, both social and cultural. Some are more lively, others less so. Trento falls into the latter category. It’s a very closed city both culturally and socially,” he says.

He says this is due to Trento being somewhat isolated geographically from other cities and says in Verona and Padua the social scenario is completely different. 

“I’ve lived in various Italian cities: Rome, Caserta, near Gallipoli, Milan, Treviso. In these cities, people are more sociable. For them, organising events that allow socialising is normal. Even just a simple dinner at their home.

“But Trento is different. People are more close-minded and snobbish.”

He argues nowhere should be labelled as the ‘best’ place to live, and that Trento certainly is not the best place for teenagers

However, he does recognise the beauty of Trento and its surroundings  and agrees that its cleanliness is a huge bonus.

“I don’t think that Trento is the best place to live in Italy but not the worst either. It’s the classic small provincial town that doesn’t offer many opportunities.”

It just goes to show that rankings of places to live are extremely subjective.

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