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Not its finest moment: Swiss army ridiculed for ‘clownish’ performance

For the first time ever, members of Switzerland's military were invited to march in a parade commemorating France's Bastille Day on July 14th. But some say this historic event was marred by Swiss soldiers' inability to walk in formation.

Not its finest moment: Swiss army ridiculed for 'clownish' performance
Fortunately, they didn't go to France to fight in a war. Photo by LUDOVIC MARIN / POOL / AFP

French president Emmanuel Macron invited Swiss authorities to take part in the National Day parade in Paris. This gesture was to thank Switzerland for the help it extended to France during the Covid-19 pandemic, when Swiss hospitals took in patients from France, where there was a shortage of beds.

Health Minister Alain Berset headed the Swiss delegation, which included four members of the army's Flag Guard.

But when these soldiers marched among their French counterparts along the Place de la Concorde, carrying a Swiss flag, their walk was not synchronised and decidedly unmilitary.

While the underwhelming performance is unlikely to cause a diplomatic incident between the two countries, it did spark comments of derision back home in Switzerland.

The headline in the 20 Minutes newspaper described the incident as “Epic fail”, while the Blick's said “Army embarrasses itself at the parade in France”.

“Left foot — right foot — left foot — right foot. Once you get the hang of it, it's not complicated”, the Blick went on to say.

Members of the public took to social media and other online forums to offer their tongue-in-cheek perspectives on the uncoordinated soldiers.

“How embarrassing!” wrote one person on the website of the 20 Minutes. “Swiss army is made up of clowns”. 

Another reader remarked that the army should increase its budget by several billion francs so it has resources to teach the troops to march in formation.

“They are just four tourists strolling in Paris,” another person quipped.

Yet another commentator suggested that “Switzerland owes France an official apology”.

Even army spokesman Daniel Reist conceded to the Blick that the march “didn't go as planned”. 

You can see the video of the march here.

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NATO

Erdogan links Swedish Nato approval to Turkish EU membership

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said Monday he would back Sweden's Nato candidacy if the European Union resumes long-stalled membership talks with Ankara.

Erdogan links Swedish Nato approval to Turkish EU membership

“First, open the way to Turkey’s membership of the European Union, and then we will open it for Sweden, just as we had opened it for Finland,” Erdogan told a televised media appearance, before departing for the NATO summit in Lithuania.

Erdogan said “this is what I told” US President Joe Biden when the two leaders spoke by phone on Sunday.

Turkey first applied to be a member of the European Economic Community — a predecessor to the EU — in 1987. It became an EU candidate country in 1999 and formally launched membership negotiations with the bloc in 2005.

The talks stalled in 2016 over European concerns about Turkish human rights violations.

“I would like to underline one reality. Turkey has been waiting at the EU’s front door for 50 years,” Erdogan said. “Almost all the NATO members are EU members. I now am addressing these countries, which are making Turkey wait for more than 50 years, and I will address them again in Vilnius.”

Sweden’s prime minister, Ulf Kristersson, is due to meet Erdogan at 5pm on Monday in a last ditch attempt to win approval for the country’s Nato bid ahead of Nato’s summit in Vilnius on July 11th and 12th. 

Turkey has previously explained its refusal to back Swedish membership as motivated by the country’s harbouring of people connected to the PKK, a Kurdish terrorist group, and the Gülen movement, who Erdogan blames for an attempted coup in 2016. 

More recently, he has criticised Sweden’s willingness to allow pro-Kurdish groups to protest in Swedish cities and allow anti-Islamic protesters to burn copies of the Quran, the holy book of Islam.

In a sign of the likely reaction of counties which are members both of Nato and the EU, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said that the two issues should not be connected. 

“Sweden meets all the requirements for Nato membership,” Scholz told reporters in Berlin. “The other question is one that is not connected with it and that is why I do not think it should be seen as a connected issue.”

Malena Britz, Associate Professor in Political Science at the Swedish Defence University, told public broadcaster SVT that Erdogan’s new gambit will have caught Sweden’s negotiators, the EU, and even Nato Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg off guard. 

“I think both the member states and Stoltenberg had expected this to be about Nato and not about what the EU is getting up to,” she said. “That’s not something Nato even has any control over. If Erdogan sticks to the idea that Turkey isn’t going to let Sweden into Nato until Turkey’s EU membership talks start again, then Sweden and Nato will need to think about another solution.” 

Aras Lindh, a Turkey expert at the Swedish Institute of Foreign Affairs, agreed that the move had taken Nato by surprise. 

“This came suddenly. I find it hard to believe that anything like this will become reality, although there could possibly be some sort of joint statement from the EU countries. I don’t think that any of the EU countries which are also Nato members were prepared for this issue.”

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