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Schnapsidee! Meet the Berlin barman serving up laughs as well as cocktails

With 10 years of serving drinks to Berlin’s diverse population under his belt, Chris Davis has learned a lot. Now he’s taking his knowledge of cocktails and mixing it laughs, as part of The Wandering Barman show that’s become a hit in the German capital’s growing comedy scene.

Schnapsidee! Meet the Berlin barman serving up laughs as well as cocktails
Chris Davis as The Wandering Barman at the Comedy Cafe Berlin. Photo: Mark Hunt

On a Saturday night in Berlin’s southern district of Neukölln, dozens of people are sipping cocktails and sharing stories of their drunken anecdotes in a darkened room.

It might sound like some kind of group therapy session, but these punters are actually here for a comedy show – with a twist.

“It’s a bit like Alcoholics Anonymous but in reverse, because we drink together and tell our drunken stories and there’s no shame,” says Chris Davis, who’s standing next to a table filled with cocktail ingredients at the front of the sold-out crowd in Comedy Cafe Berlin.

Davis, wearing a top hat and braces, is The Wandering Barman. He’s on a mission to educate people on how to create top notch cocktails at home with high quality ingredients, and make people laugh as he shares stories of his life as a barman in a city that rarely sleeps.

The 33-year-old, who’s originally from a town outside Glasgow in Scotland, is fizzing with energy as he explains how to turn gin purple – butterfly pea tea that you can buy from Asian supermarkets is the secret ingredient – and the best ways to use a cocktail shaker, with jokes interspersed.

His cheeky charm makes the audience feel at ease during the show, and he even invites some people who’ve shared an anecdote to the front help him create a cocktail. 

“Berlin bars are late, they’re smoky and they’re wild,” says Davis after the show. “Everyone talks to each other, no one is left alone in a bar. That’s what I love about it. You have Israelis talking to Italians, Japanese talking to the Germans, no-one’s shy, everyone’s having a good time.”

Apart from providing great material for his shows, working as a barkeeper has provided Davis with a solid career in Berlin.

“There’s an art to being a good barkeeper,” says Davis, who still has an unmistakable Scottish accent.

“People sometimes don’t take bar work seriously but it’s a great buzz and it’s completely hands on. You need to be skilled.”

When Davis arrived in Berlin from Scotland in 2008 to suss out a new city, he started working in an Irish bar.

“It was a horrible place with no windows and it was extremely expensive but we had a laugh and that’s how I met all my friends,” he says.

Over two years he saved €8,000 before taking nine months off to pursue his interests.

Culture shock

During his time off, Davis tried poetry, writing, improvisation and theatre workshops, as well as theatre, before he found comedy.

“There is something for everyone in Berlin – if you have an interest in something you’ll find it,” he says.

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He discovered stand-up comedy through contacts in the improvisation workshops – and decided to give it a go.

Davis’ observational and sharp comedy is relatable and he often focuses on culture shocks experienced by people who come to live in Germany.

Some of his earlier jokes were about visiting Berlin’s saunas and the FKK (nude culture), for example. “Have you ever been told by a German man to get naked? It’s the most psychologically disturbing thing ever,” says Davis.

Chris Davis doing stand -up. Photo courtesy of Chris Davis.

Another culture shock that garnered laughs was food shopping. “In German supermarkets everything is super fast,“ Davis says.

“The only thing that slows the checkout staff down is loose veggies. I like to put a kiwi and potato in the one bag to give me time to pack.”

Davis has performed all over the world, including in Melbourne, New York and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

In The Wandering Barman, Davis does acknowledge the different nationalities in his crowd in a good humoured way…but he says the Germans are always up for a laugh and that the serious stereotype is a myth.

“Germans do have a sense of humour, absolutely” he adds.  “It’s just that things are more literal in the German language.

“They can’t really do banter,” he adds.

Schnappsidee!

Davis’ career has taken him to a range of different establishments, from a Russian bar to high-end cocktail bars and a trendy hotel. He’s even worked in the bar of a brothel, an experience he described as an “eye opener” and helped him realize people should never be judgemental. 

He currently works in Pauly Saal, a chic restaurant in Mitte, as well as the Mini Bar, a tiny place in Kreuzberg that’s known for its long opening hours and has become a city institution. 

Davis’ idea to combine stand-up with barkeeping came in 2015 when he was co-running a part-time pop-up restaurant and cocktail business. He was entertaining people while giving out drinks, and had the idea of combining both things.

Around this time the English language comedy scene in Berlin was exploding in popularity – perhaps due to the huge numbers of expats who come to the city – and Davis was becoming fed up of doing only stand-up.

“It seemed like everyone was doing stand-up, there was a boom,” he says. “In the Berlin comedy scene it went from two shows a month to 10.”

Davis wanted to think of a “concept rather than just content”. So The Wandering Barman was born. Davis managed to secure a monthly slot at the Comedy Cafe Berlin.

“The show’s had its ups and downs but I’ve been learning so much,” he says.

A high point has been his sold out shows that have attracted people from all over the world.

Kneipe love

After spending a decade in Berlin, Davis says the city – and its bar scene – has changed.

Apart from the obvious cost of living increases, such as rent going up, Davis says Berlin is “less gritty and more polished”.

“Berlin is supposed to be grimy and dirty,” he says. “Now places that were abandoned before are being knocked down and shiny new things are being built in their place.”

Although he loves the taste of well-made cocktails with ingredients like rosemary and dark chocolate,  Davis is also a fan of traditonal bars.

He loves the German Kneipe – the name for classic, traditional pubs across the country.

“Kneipen are the best thing about Berlin bar culture,” says Davis. “They’re old, they’ve been there for decades, they have oak wood, they’re cheap and they’re the most friendliest places you could ever go to.”

He says ‘Kneipen’ in Kreuzberg and Neukölln are disappearing but that people who are curious to try them can still find a lot of them in districts like Wedding, Treptow and Moabit.

But modern trendy bars and restaurants in Berlin are not necessarily a bad thing, says Davis.

“It does make everything seem a bit new but it’s okay,” he added.

The comedian and barman wants to take his show even further next year, and is aiming to attend functions and other events with it.

Back at the show in Comedy Cafe Berlin, the crowd is giggling maniacally thanks to the fun atmosphere, jokes and the cocktail tasters that are handed out. Davis finishes off his set by promising the audience one of his creations, that tastes like the retro sweet, Parma Violets.

Behind the bar he’s joking with the crowd that he doesn’t get to relax until he’s made everyone a drink.

A true host until the end, it’s hard to see where Davis’ barkeeping ends and his comedy begins. But that’s the appeal of a show like The Wandering Barman: it feels like you’re getting an authentic slice of Berlin bar life, complete with delicious cocktails. 

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‘Clunky process’: The steps you need to take to get married in Germany

Getting married in Germany is not for the faint of heart. The Local spoke to a foreign national who recently tied the knot to learn more about the process and the challenges. Here's what you should know before you step up to the altar.

'Clunky process': The steps you need to take to get married in Germany

Whether to a German or another foreign national, getting married in Germany is not a far-fetched prospect for many foreign residents, especially those who arrive single and decide to settle down for the longer term.

But those who dare to propose (or say yes) are promptly met with an ugly reality. The process to legally marry in Germany is a beast.

In fact, just learning about the requirements to do so is enough to send a fair amount of engaged couples packing – literally, they pack and go to Denmark for their marriage.

“It was like the final boss of German bureaucracy,” Liam Kelley, Berlin resident from Canada, told The Local about his experience preparing to be wed in Germany’s capital last year.

But Liam is walking proof that it can be done, and there are certain advantages to marrying within the country that you live – namely not needing to apply to have your foreign marriage recognised in Germany. 

So if you’re recently engaged, or thinking about it, and ready to do battle with the bureaucracy, here’s what you should know about getting married in Germany and the challenges involved:

Start with the paperwork

Before you can apply for a wedding at your local registry office (Standesamt), you’ll need a few documents. Note that some cities require you to first schedule a consultation at the Standesamt, where they’ll explain which documents you’ll need.

Generally the following are required:

  • Birth certificates
  • Valid passports or IDs
  • A registration certificate for your current address in Germany not older than 14 days (Erweiterte Meldebescheinigung). But in some cities the Standesamt can pull this information for you.
  • A certificate of no impediment to marriage (Ehefähigkeitszeugnis). This is usually provided by your home country. Formerly wed and divorced partners can usually present a divorce certificate instead.

Where this all gets a bit complicated is that these documents may need to be translated to German by accredited interpreters, and authenticated or apostilled by official authorities as well.

“The most challenging part was gathering all the documents and having them properly notarised within the various time windows,” Liam told The Local.

As listed above, Liam needed a fresh confirmation of his residence despite already being registered at a Berlin address along with his fiancée. That document needed to be no more than two weeks old.

Simultaneously, Liam needed his birth certificate, notarised by the Canadian government that was no older than six months. The birth certificate also needed to be translated by an accredited interpreter. 

“The process was clunky,” Liam said, “after receiving the birth certificate, I basically had to send it back to get it notarised by the same authorities. All of this by snail mail too, so I was worried about things getting lost in the post.”

Hustle to get an appointment

When you’ve got all of your documents in order, you can make an appointment at the registry office to have your application reviewed, and hopefully collect their approval to be wed. This comes in the form of a certificate, which is only valid for six months. 

Should you fail to perform the ceremony within that time, the document expires and you’d need to start again at the beginning – recollecting some of the documents that would be considered expired by then.

The Standesamt that gave us our certificate didn’t have any appointments within that window, so we needed to call around for another Standesamt that could service us,” Liam said.

He called quite a few of Berlin’s registry offices before he found one with an opening within the next six months, but in the end he succeeded in scheduling the wedding.

READ ALSO: How Berlin’s immigration office wants to make it easier to get an appointment

In Germany’s bigger cities, registry offices can be fully booked months in advance which can make trying to schedule a wedding within the six month window a challenge. 

Once your marriage certificate has been granted, you are eligible to be wed at any German Standesamt, even in a different city, for example. Smaller towns or other cities may have the advantage of having more availability for weddings, depending where you live. In this case, you will need to make the appointment at the other Standesamt, and then inform the local office where you registered, which sends over the authorisation on your behalf.

Liam and Julie get married

Newlyweds Liam Kelley and Julie Bourgeois pose in front the Berlin registry office where they had just married. Photo provided by Liam Kelley.

A quick and practical ceremony

Note that all legally binding weddings in Germany take place in a registry office. If you are dreaming of a church wedding or an outdoor ceremony, you can do so separately. But the legal marriage must happen in the Standesamt.

On your wedding day, you’ll need to bring your ID or passport to the registry office. In Germany, it is customary for each partner to bring a witness (Trauzeuge), and you can also invite a small group of family or close friends.

If your German is not sufficient, you will need a sworn-in interpreter for the ceremony as well.

You can expect the ceremony to last 15 minutes and to be performed very punctually. 

On the day of Liam’s wedding in Berlin, the registry office’s wedding hall was fully booked, with his wedding being one of four performed that hour. Therefore, it’s important to be on time and well-prepared. He and his fiancée were able to choose a song that was played as they and their guests took their places before the ceremony began.

All’s well that ends well

Liam noted one hiccup occurred when the bride’s witness was asked to sign the marriage document, and he asked the officiant in English if he should put his whole name or initials. Suddenly, the officiant got very serious and paused the ceremony to ask the witness several times in German if he understood everything that had happened thus far.

“She (the officiant) freaked out because she was worried that he didn’t understand what he was signing, and he just kept responding that he did understand, but in English, exacerbating the situation,” Liam said.

For Liam, despite knowing how challenging it would be, getting married in the country where he lives just made sense: “I plan on living in Germany for some time, pay taxes here, contribute to public health care, and my son will attend school here. It’s probably just neurotic, but I am at ease thinking it’s all in the same country.”

READ ALSO: Ehegattensplitting – How did Germany’s marriage tax law become so controversial?

Also, going out of Germany for the wedding would have added some expense for travel and lodging.

In the end, knowing what they were getting into and doing their best to be proactive about paperwork and appointments, made the challenge manageable for Liam and his partner.

Liam also noted that the Standesamt employees were immensely friendly and helpful throughout the process.

READ ALSO: 10 things you need to know about German weddings

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