The young woman, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was giving her partner oral sex on a quiet country road not far from Krems in northwest Austria when a deer suddenly crossed in front of the car, causing the driver to suddenly brake.
His girlfriend was taken by surprise, and accidentally bit into his penis (or beste Stück as it’s euphemistically called in German).
The emergency services were surprised to get a call saying that an ambulance was needed because of a “penis bite after a car crash”, and didn’t quite know what to expect, according to the Heute newspaper.
The couple were taken to hospital and the man received some minor surgery. Surgeons told him that the wound was only superficial and that his “joystick” should soon be back in full working order.
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