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Spear of Destiny purloined by masked man

April Fool! Yes, the following story was all tosh I'm afraid. Apart from the theft in Germany, which really did happened, we promise.

Spear of Destiny purloined by masked man
The Holy Lance, displayed in the Imperial Treasury at the Hofburg Palace. Photo: Gryffindor/Wikimedia

We weren't the only ones – find out how other The Local editions fooled their readers this year.

The ‘Spear of Destiny’ believed by many to have pierced the side of Jesus while he was on the cross has been stolen from a museum in Vienna.

The ancient artefact was reportedly taken from the Schatzkammer Museum in Vienna’s Hofburg Palace around midnight on Thursday night.

One witness told police they saw a cape-clad thief wearing a mask running away from the building clutching “a large stick” before jumping into a moving van and speeding off. 

Holy Grail

The relic – also known as the Holy Spear – has long been surrounded by mystery and intrigue, attracting some of history’s most fearsome rulers. It was thought in the past to be able to shape the world to the owner’s will but then curse the owner with death if the spear fell out of their possession.

The legend of the great King Charlemagne says that he carried the spear through 47 battles, and then died immediately after dropping it. It was later sought by Holy Roman Emperors, Napoleon and then Hitler, who seized it after annexing Austria in 1933. Hitler’s suicide came just days after the spear was seized again by US troops, giving more weight to the ‘death curse’ theory.

Authorities are so far stumped as to why someone would rob the museum of the spear, but leave much more valuable items on display behind, including a giant narwhal tooth that was thought to be the horn of a unicorn and a bowl once thought to be the legendary Holy Grail.

Serial robber

The incident comes just days after a replica Holy Lance was stolen from a cathedral in Germany.

In that case, the artefact was taken from Magdeburger Cathedral in the city of Magdeburg. “This is a painful loss for us and a scandal,” said church preacher Giselher Quast at the time.

The Vienna theft could be a copycat case or the thief may have simply struck again after realising they stole the wrong spear.

Mysterious Powers

“It could be that they think the spear will bring them power,” said Museum spokesman Herr Kutt.

With the race to be Austria’s next President well underway, it may be that some campaigns are resorting to desperate measures to get their candidate into the much lauded position at the Hofburg Palace.

The Local spoke to Professor Aslan Branestorm from the University of Kaisermuehlen about what might happen if the spear falls into the wrong hands. 
 
“The Spear of Destiny allows its wielder to focus cosmic power from the arcane worlds.  Only a grand magus of the 32nd degree can speak the necessary eldritch words of power without going mad,” said the professor.
 
Professor Branestorm then levitated, and disappeared in a puff of green smoke.
 

TREASURE

Rare 17th-century treasure discovered in Denmark

A treasure trove of 25 silver coins has been discovered in a field near the town of Slagelse.

Rare 17th-century treasure discovered in Denmark
Photo: Museum Vestsjælland/Ritzau Scanpix

The coins, from an antiquated designation of currency known in Danish as speciedaler, were found last autumn by local metal detector Per Kirckhoff on agricultural land near the village of Bøstrup, Jyllands-Posten writes.

Weighing 28.75 grams each, the silver pieces had a high value during their time of use in the 17th-century, bearing comparison with today’s 1000-kroner notes, according to Museum West Zealand, which announced the discovery on its website.

“We know of other discoveries of silver coins from the 17th-century, but this is the first time we have found daler treasure in western Zealand,” museum director Hugo Sørensen said in the press statement.

Most of the coins are not Danish in origin and the oldest was found to be from 1587, while the youngest is from 1650.

The coins were identified by National Museum of Denmark curator and coin expert Line Bjerg, who said they include one Danish example, minted during the time of King Frederik III (1648-1670). The others originate from European cities and duchies in the Netherlands, Austria-Hungary and Germany.


Photo: Museum Vestsjælland/Ritzau Scanpix

The identity of the coins’ owner remains a mystery, but Museum West Zealand said that merchants, priests and other wealthy individuals would have been most likely to possess the valuable silver.

“We know that there was a plague in the area in 1656, so maybe the owner died of plague and didn’t come back for the coins; or maybe the coins were left behind a few years later, when the Swedes were on the march through Zealand,” Sørensen said.

Museum West Zealand plans to display the coins in partnership with the bank Sparekassen Sjælland-Fyn at the bank’s branch in Slagelse. The coins will be displayed on March 14th from 3-6pm. They will then be handed over to the National Museum of Denmark.

READ ALSO: 'Viking treasure' of 252 silver coins found in Denmark

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