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Ten rules for getting naked in Sweden

Sweden is known throughout the world for several types of sin - and a lot of them involve shedding clothes. The Local sets out to debunk the myths and explain Swedish nudity in ten simple rules.

Published: 12 June 2014 15:50 CEST
Ten rules for getting naked in Sweden
How to leave the clothes behind - Swedish style. Photo: Shutterstock

Swedes are a very polite, considerate people. Even when it comes to stripping down to their birthday suit. They may be more liberal than many other nationalities, but there are rules of etiquette. Getting naked isn't always okay. 

Dancing naked on TV with your friends while covering your privates with Swedish hard bread (knäckebröd) is acceptable. And of course you should always be naked in the sauna. But sometimes Swedes get in trouble with the law for being naked at home.

“If you use your home or apartment as a stage to pose naked for others to see there may be consequences,” Swedish Tenant Union lawyer Nyström said in magazine Hem & Hyra on Wednesday.

Nyström explained that sunbathing topless – or entirely naked – on your balcony should be okay, and having sex by a window is fine and dandy as long as the neighbours don't have a clear view in. But not being considerate of others may end you up in court. So Swedish 'lagom' is key.

Or as nudist Ronja told the magazine:

“Being naked is about freedom, and not conforming to others.”

But this type of freedom involves a few guidelines. So here we go…ten commandments of Swedish nude etiquette.

1. You may bathe naked.
 
 
Even at a “normal” beach. This is critical to maintain a sunburn across the entire body. Yes, sunburn. In the 1930s it became in fashion for a woman to have a “harmonic soul and beautiful sunburn,” according to the Nordic Museum in Stockholm – and it's still in. No bikini lines here, people.
 
2. You may bathe clothed at a nudist beach.
 

Photo: Bengt Nyman/Flickr
 
Don't worry – just because you can be naked doesn't mean you have to be. But try to be stylish in your clothed-ness. This is Scandinavia.
 
3. You may dance naked on Swedish television, provided you are using traditional Swedish knäckebröd to cover your most sensitive areas.
 

 
These lads on Swedish “Talent” in 2009 did. To standing ovation.
 
4. You may not direct your nakedness at a specific person outside your home.
 
 
For instance, you may not suddenly strip off your bathrobe by your window just as your neighbours walks by. The poor things may feel the action was specifically intended for them. Your nakedness may then be interpreted as provocative, offensive, and upsetting, and thus punishable. If people feel harassed you may be fined and have to pay damages.

 5. You shall never wear clothing in the sauna.


These rookies need to take off the towels. Photo: Henrik Montgomery/TT

You look like a total foreigner if you do. And during the winter you shall stay naked when you run into the snow and freezing water after sitting in the sauna.

 
6. You may not toss your trash in the community garbage shoot while wearing only socks.
 
 
Nor may you pick up your mail from the mailbox while in the nude. But feel to strip to read the paper once back in the safety of your kitchen. A man was once convicted for sexual harassment because he kept taking out his trash while wearing no pants – nor underpants. Let that be a warning to you.
 
7. You may sunbathe topless, even within the sight of others.
 
Photo: Shutterstock

But be respectful if you plan to sunbathe entirely naked, that's a bit trickier.

 
“The bigger the risk that someone might see, the more careful you should be,” a lawyer at the Swedish Union of Tenants (Hyresgästföreningen) said. Indeed – the more who see, the more likely that someone will have a problem.
 
8. You may leave a window open for ventilation reasons, even while having some fun naked (either alone or with a partner) at home.
 
Photo: Henrik Trygg/Imagebank

A 30-year-old man in western Sweden was seen several times playing around naked in his shower through an open window – but courts let it slide when he explained that the window was just for air. He didn't intend to make anyone uncomfortable.

 
9. You may not stare at someone intensely while being naked.
….Unless that person is your partner, we assume. Basically, don't stare naked at strangers. Or at naked strangers. It's upsetting.
 
10. You should absolutely be naked at home with your significant other.
 

Naked at home in bed with a partner is good. Very good. Photo: Shutterstock

This is healthy nakedness. Plus it has added benefits. “The practical thing about walking around naked is that it becomes more natural to have sex,” part-time nudist Ronja told magazine Hem & Hyra. “You don't have to wait until it's time for bed. You can take advantage of the situation when it's light out and you've still got energy.”

 

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Are Germans really fleeing the cities for an idyllic life in the countryside?

With cultural life in the major cities mothballed for over a year, ever more Germans seem to be deciding that they'd prefer a quite life in the countryside. But where are they moving to and which cities have seen the biggest impact?

Published: 26 March 2021 16:50 CET
Are Germans really fleeing the cities for an idyllic life in the countryside?
Döringstadt, a village in Bavaria. Photo: dpa | Nicolas Armer

For 200 years the trend has been going in one direction only – into the cities. 

While in 1800 just five percent of people in what is now Germany lived in cities, by 2019 that proportion had jumped to 77 percent.

The reasons are pretty obvious. The jobs were in the city, while industrialisation of farming made manual labour in the countryside less necessary.

But the coronavirus pandemic has changed the equation. Suddenly employers have been forced to make use of technologies and infrastructure that have already been there for a while, but which they were reluctant to adopt.

Good Wifi connections and video conferencing have allowed workers to move into home office in an almost seamless fashion.

READ ALSO: What you need to know about Germany’s new working from home rules

With home office now proven to function for businesses, more people could be tempted to live away from the major cities all of which have been dealing with housing crises and soaring rents for at least a decade.

A survey the Local reported on in February showed that almost 30 percent of young professionals would consider moving to the countryside if they could stay in home office once the pandemic is over.

Stagnating cities

The statistics for 2020 show that at least for the pandemic year, the surge in the population sizes of major German cities was put on hold.

Berlin recorded a drop in its population for the first time since 2003 in the first half of 2020, although growth in the second half of the year meant that the population grew by about 400 people.

Some of this stagnation was caused by foreigners escaping back to their homelands. Some 1,700 Americans along returned to the USA.

But 11,000 Germans also left the capital last year.

SEE ALSO: ‘Life here is worth living’ – meet Germany’s countryside influencers

The population of Hamburg, which has been growing by between 10,000 and 20,000 a year for the past decade, also flatlined throughout most of 2020 before bouncing back in the last two months of the year.

It was a similar story in Munich. After years in which more people moved to the city than left it, that trend was reversed last year.

“This is an unusual development for Munich,” city authorities commented. “If you look at the migration balance of the past 10 years, its always been a plus of 10,000 or more – even if this trend has flattened out a little in recent years.

Berlin’s normally busy Alexanderplatz shopping district has been shut down for months. Photo: dpa | Annette Riedl

‘The process is accelerating’

Matthias Günther, an economist at the Eduard Pestel Institute in Hanover, is convinced that the pandemic and resultant move to home office have added fuel to a trend that had already slowly begun.

“Now it is accelerating,” he told the RedaktionsNetzwerk Deutschland. “There are various places that are suddenly seeing a demand that we didn’t have before.”

According to Günther, properties that have sat empty for decades are suddenly being sold.

“Many people can now imagine working three days a week from home and only travelling to the workplace on the other two days,” he says. That type of commute is overall less than a daily schlepp from an outlying district into the city centre.

Flight to the Speckgürtel

The observation that the inner cities are becoming less popular is one that estate agent Engel & Völkers has made too. 

But their research on 2020 has led them to conclude that the real boom is actually taking place in suburban areas outside cities rather than in remote rural settings.

Engel & Völkers performed a market market analysis of 700 German councils that lie just outside the limits of the major cities, and compared prices in 2020 with those from 2015.

They found a huge price increase in what Germans call the Speckgürtel, (literally the fat belt), or what we call suburbia, where prices have soared by 58 percent on average.

“During the pandemic people increasingly want to move to the countryside, but at the same time they don’t want to miss the advantages of urban life and the security of first-class medical care,” said Kai Enders, a member of the board at Engel & Völkers.

“Small towns around metropolitan areas are proving to be up-and-coming residential and investment locations.”

Good internet connections decisive

Broadband cables being laid in Mecklenburg. Photo: dpa-Zentralbild | Jens Büttner

Most experts agree that one of the most decisive factors for making a rural district attractive to young people is the modernity of its digital infrastructure.

Broadband is far from a given in many rural parts of Germany. Although the federal government has for years offered a huge pot of money for local councils to invest in broadband, not all have been far-sighted enough to make use of the offer. 

“Places that can’t offer broadband are basically out of the question as a place to live,” economist Matthias Günther told broadcaster NDR. “What do I get from the new freedom of home office if I can’t use it in my new place of residence?” 

READ MORE: Germany’s (dis)connectivity: Can the broadband Internet gap be bridged?

‘No sign of flight from the city’

Not all experts agree though that the pandemic has caused Germans to fall in love with bucolic bliss en masse.

A study by the Leibniz Institute for Economics published last week looked at the real estate market and came to the conclusion that there was no evidence that Germans were fleeing the cities.

“For years, house price increases have been driven primarily by metropolitan regions,” the report stated. “The pandemic has not changed this: the price development in the seven largest cities showed a positive trend almost throughout 2020.”

The only exception was Berlin, where house prices in the regions of Brandenburg surrounding the capital did rise even more sharply than in Berlin itself.

This difference was sometimes quite dramatic. In the district of Oberhavel to the north of the capital, prices shot up by an eye-watering 43 percent last year.

But the boffins at the Leibniz Institute caution that “it isn’t clear whether this is due to the pandemic.”

Berlin’s “overheated housing market” and the left-wing city government’s rent cap law are possible explanations for the sudden desirability of homes outside the city limits.

READ MORE: Berlin’s rental cap has ‘more than halved the size of market’

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